Just cause it's Monday tomorrow don't mean you cannot have a laugh. We've got 10 of the funniest British tweets of the week for your amusement.
First they came for the mimes, and I said nothing because I was a mime. pic.twitter.com/l0lPu7n5vQ
— Gary Delaney (@GaryDelaney) January 10, 2018
A new low: I'm getting negged by my own apps. pic.twitter.com/t7JQvE0bAu
— Helen Lewis (@helenlewis) January 9, 2018
Why isn't there there a curry house in London called Hyde Park Korma?
— Darren Walsh Puns (@DarrenWalshPuns) January 10, 2018
This just happened on BBC Newsnight, which is on BBC Two. pic.twitter.com/aMyOMk7VWW
— Scott Bryan (@scottygb) January 8, 2018
— Tom Hughes (@Tom_Hughes10) January 8, 2018
To put Coutinho's £145m price tag in context, that's an off-peak return from Newcastle to London Kings Cross purchased up to two months in advance.
— Jonny Sharples (@JonnyGabriel) January 6, 2018
My 10 yr old was hugging the cat, & whispering to him "I love you so much that you're the 2nd most loved thing in my life." Aww, I thought, she's still mama's little girl. Then she finished her whisper with "But spaghetti is my favorite thing."
— Hend Amry (@LibyaLiberty) January 5, 2018
Me after eating a sausage roll or any pastry from Greggs pic.twitter.com/DxOZK8jyDg
— AgentOfChaos 🇹🇿 ツ (@IzzyIsOptimus) January 9, 2018
JAMES BLUNT: You stink
JAMES TACTFUL: I bought you this perfume
— Todd 'Papi' Carlos (@TheToddWilliams) January 9, 2018