With technology advancing and the likes of Siri, Alexa or Google Assistant taking over our lives, one can only imagine what our phones have been picking up about us. Considering that these are AI, it's likely it is adapting to our texting habits and frequently used words, so I'd not be surprised if predictive text will hold the key to our fate in 2019. So When comic author Alex Zalben suggested typing "in 2019 I am going to" and allowing predictive text to decide the rest, people started getting some surreal predictions and were quick to share their results, some of them were creepy yet scary and funny at the same time.
In 2019 I am going to be a good person, I mean alright I'm down with that
— el (@gayshitwow) January 1, 2019
In 2019, I am going to the house to roll some of my favorite smells into a sad person.
— Jingle Kells (@The_Kelli_Zombi) January 1, 2019
In 2019 I am going to the gym today
2019 doesn't know me at all
— Lolo (@LoloAnneG) January 1, 2019
In 2019 I'm going to be at a good place in my house
— Deck the Fowls (@TheMattFowler) January 1, 2019
In 2019 I am going to the store and then we get to the work around the corner from there so I'll be home by five.
— Kibblesmith ☃️ (@kibblesmith) January 2, 2019
In 2019 I am going to the doctor and I will be there in a few minutes and I'll be there in the morning to see if I can get a ride to the airport on the 4th floor of the library.
— Valerie Ettenhofer (@aandeandval) January 1, 2019
In 2019 I am going to be late. Yup seems about right
— Lauren (@laurenpigg08) January 1, 2019
In 2019 I am going to go grab some champagne
— ❤️Francesca❤️ (@franloves5h) January 1, 2019
In 2019, I am going to go back and pick y'all off at work.
That escalated quickly 😳 Also I rarely type y'all.
— Amy Pendergast (@amyepen) January 1, 2019
In 2019 I'm going to be pretty.
TROLL MUCH 😂
— Samu (@__S_A_M_U_) January 1, 2019
"In 2019 I am going to get out."
— MB (@D18matt) January 1, 2019
In 2019 I am going to go get jingle jangle. Omg i really hope I don't. 😂
— mia tremblay (@miatremblay2) January 1, 2019
In 2019 I am going to have a lot more than I can understand.
So. Fucking. Accurate.
— Stella Anne (@snarkydogmom) January 1, 2019
In 2019 I am going to see the dentist.
2019 is not going to be a lot of fun I guess.
— MimZWay (@MimZWay) January 1, 2019
"In 2019 I am the one on my point of view and then I am not sure what it was for."
Weird flex, but okay. https://t.co/cC6pwiwgAP
— Boys & Gurleys In America (@CTowersCBS) January 1, 2019
In 2019 I am going to have to take care of my love https://t.co/Nqe6uqbQlH
— Simply Having A Wonderful Xmas Tim (@timpratt) January 2, 2019
In 2019 I am going to be a good mom
— Telipogon diabolicus (@Pray4Chandler) January 1, 2019
In 2019 I am going to be a patient and then go home.
— dmbmeg (@dmbmeg) January 1, 2019
In 2019 I am going to go back down there to see y'all.
Where am I going? Who is y'all? Help. https://t.co/faho0izENg
— Chippy (@Potato_Chip) January 1, 2019
😳Mine was "going to go get my dad," and since he died in 2017 I'm a little nervous now.
— Caroline T Patti (@carolinetpatti) January 1, 2019